Impressionist and comedian Frank Caliendo, seen here doing his take on President George W. Bush, will perform at 8:30 p.m. Saturday, March 29, at Hershey Theatre, 15 E. Caracas Ave., Hershey. From his many appearances on "The Late Show With David Letterman" to his weekly picks segment on the Fox NFL pregame show, Caliendo has been a ubiquitous television presence over the past few years. He launched his own show, "Frank TV," last fall on TBS, and several more episodes are scheduled to air later this year. For more information about his performance in Hershey, call 534-3405 or visit www.hersheytheatre.com.
MONDAY
Lancaster Scrabble Club. Willow Valley Manor North, Willow Street Pike, 6:30 p.m.; free. Call 394-6059.
Chess club. All ages and skills welcome, Milanof-Schock Library, 1184 Anderson Ferry Road, Mount Joy, 6-8 p.m.; free. Call 653-1510.
TUESDAY
Village Art Association. Ryan Fryar on art show judging, Lititz Public Library, 651 Kissel Hill Road, 7 p.m.; free. Call 626-2255.
Scottish country dance. Manheim Train Station, 210 S. Charlotte St., 7-9 p.m.; $3. Call 653-1397.
WEDNESDAY
Square dance. GEARS Community Center, 70 S. Poplar St., Elizabethtown, 1-2 p.m.; $1. Call 426-3139.
Country dance. All ages, the Barn, Ridge Run Campground, 867 Schwanger Road, Elizabethtown, 7:15-10:30 p.m.; $5. Call 278-0589.
THURSDAY
Black Maria Film and Video Festival. McComesy Hall, Millersville University, 7 p.m.; free. Call 872-3962.
World dance. Mulberry Art Studios, 21 N. Mulberry St., 7:30-9:30 p.m.; $2-$6. Call 392-8251.
Jam session with All-Star Jug Band. Akron United Zion Church, 31 S. 10th St., 5-8 p.m.; free. Call 314-7058.
Open rehearsal with Lido. Lancaster Symphony Orchestra and a lighted conductor's baton for students in grades 5 through 12, Fulton Opera House, 12 N. Prince St., 3 p.m.; free. Call 291-6440, ext. 231.
FRIDAY
Film. "Killer of Sheep," 1977 drama depicting the culture of urban African-Americans in Los Angeles' Watts district, McComsey Hall, Millersville University, 7 p.m.; free. Call 872-3811.
Dance. Swing Thru Square Dance Club, Bonfield Elementary School, 101 N. Oak St., Lititz, 7:30 p.m.; $5. Call 626-5964.
Messiah singalong. Westminster Presbyterian Church, 2151 Oregon Pike, 7 p.m.; offering. Call 569-2151.
Concert. Region V All-State Chorus Festival winners, Grace Brethren Church of Lititz, 501 W. Lincoln Ave., 7:30 p.m.; $6. Call 626-2155.
Live music. Phil Rohrer and Michael Ferrari, Chillin' Grounds Coffee House, Lancaster County Bible Church, 2392 Mount Joy Road, Manheim, 8 p.m.; $3. Call 653-6266.
Country line dance. Country Barn, 211 S. Donnerville Road, 7 p.m.-midnight; $5. Call 872-1554.
SATURDAY
Arch Street Center fundraiser. Music by Tin Kettle, raffles, food and more, Eastern Market, 308 E. King St., 7 p.m.; $30. Call 392-8536.
Artists' Saturday. Demonstrations, artist talks and more, 23 venues in downtown Lancaster, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.; free. Call 509-2787. For a map, visit www.lancasterarts.com.
Dance. Dutchland Polkateers, St. James Catholic Church, 505 Woodcrest Ave., Lititz, 7 p.m.; $12. Call 656-2476.
SUNDAY, MARCH 30
Organ concert. Karl Moyer, Grace Lutheran Church, North Queen and James streets, 4 p.m.; offering. Call 397-2748.
Concert and dance performance. Bob Troxell Big, Big Jazz Band and Ballet Theatre of Lancaster, First United Methodist Church, Duke and Walnut streets, 3 p.m.; $15-$25, benefits Ballet Theatre of Lancaster. Call 393-2955.
Concert. Kristin Simms, voice, St. James Episcopal Church, 115 N. Duke St., 4 p.m.; free. Call 397-9627.
RECURRING
Amish Country Homestead. Nine-room Amish house, Plain & Fancy Farm, Route 340, Bird-in-Hand, tours at quarter to the hour 9:45 a.m.-6:45 p.m. Saturday through Sunday; $4-$6.50. Call 768-3600, ext. 10.
Amish Country Tours. Tour Amish farmlands with local guides, Plain & Fancy Farm, Route 340, Bird-in-Hand, two-hour tours 11:30 a.m. Saturday and Sunday; $9.95-$25.95. Call 768-3600, ext. 10.
Amish Experience F/X Theater. Plain & Fancy Farm, Route 340, Bird-in-Hand, on the hour 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday; $4.50-$7.50. Call 768-3600, ext. 10.
Amish Farm and House tours. 2395 Route 30 East, 8:30 a.m.-4p.m. daily; $5-$7.75. Call 394-6185.
Amish Village. Old Order Amish house and grounds, 199 Hartman Bridge Road, Ronks, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday; $3.25-$7.25. Call 687-5811.
Boehm's Chapel. The 1791-built chapel, oldest existing Methodist structure in Pennsylvania, 13 W. Boehm's Road, Willow Street, tours noon-2 p.m. Saturday, noon-1 p.m. Sunday. Call 872-4133.
Choo Choo Barn. Route 741 East, Strasburg, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. daily; $3.50-$5.50. Call 687-7911.
Historic Lancaster Walking Tours. Southern Market Center, South King and West Vine streets, 1 p.m. daily with additional tours 10 a.m. Tuesday, Friday and Saturday, ending Oct. 31; $2-$7. Call 392-1776
Lancaster Ice Rink. Public skate, 371 Carerra Drive, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Saturday, 1-3 p.m. Sunday; $5 admission, $2 skate rental. Call 581-0274.
Longwood Gardens. Route 1, Kennett Square, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. daily; $2-$12. Call (610) 388-1000 for special events.
Overlook Activities Center. Public roller skating, 1241 Lititz Pike, 7:30-10:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, 1-4 p.m. Saturday and Sunday; $4-$5. Call 560-4185.
Strasburg Rail Road. Route 741, open daily with trains running on various schedules, with Easter Bunny Train March 23; $6-$11. Call 687-7522.
Whitaker Center for Science and the Arts, Science Center. With IMAX Theater, 222 N. Market St., Harrisburg, 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Saturday; $6-$11. Call 214-2787.
REGIONAL
Gamut Classic Theatre. Strawberry Square, Harrisburg. Call 238-4111. "Iphigenia at Aulis," 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, 2:30 p.m. Sunday, ending March 30, offering.
Hershey Theatre. 15 E. Caracas Ave. Call 534-8945. Frank Caliendo, 8:30 p.m. Saturday, $29.75-$50.
Penn State Harrisburg. Olmstead Building Auditorium. Call 948-6659. International Film Festival, March 19-30; "Paprika," 7 p.m. Thursday; "The Lives of Others," 7 p.m. Friday; "Howl's Moving Castle," 2 p.m. Saturday; "Hot Fuzz," 7 p.m. Saturday; "The Violin," 7 p.m. Sunday, March 30.
Sovereign Performing Arts Center. 136 N. Sixth St., Reading. Call (610) 898-7469. Nancy Wilson, 7:30 p.m. Friday, $41-$47; Chris Botti, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, $41-$47; "Celebrating the Life and Music of Grover Washington Jr." with Patti LaBelle, Walter Beasley and more, 7 p.m. Sunday, March 30, $43-$49.
ART EXHIBITS
"Artist Zoo '08." Parlor Gallery, 320 Laurel St., 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Saturday, ending March 29. Call 392-1772.
Debi Watson and Lindsey Stauffer. Framing Concept, 328 N. Queen St., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday through Friday, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Saturday, ending March 29. Call 295-7290.
"7-11," seven artists with 11 rural vignettes. D&J Scott Gallery, 323 N. Queen St., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday, Friday and Saturday, ending March 29. Call 397-5360.
"Coffee, Cafe, Caffeine." Bob Smith and K.H. Klein. Gallery dePaul, 226 N. Arch St., 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Wednesday through Saturday, ending March 29. Call 299-1631.
Annette McKimm, photography, and Jaclyn Rice, paintings. State of the Art Custom Framing & Gallery, 1945 State St., East Petersburg, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday through Friday, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Saturday, ending March 29. Call 581-0767.
"The Self-portrait and the Artist," Charles Demuth. Demuth Foundation and Museum, 120 E. King St., 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, 1-4 p.m. Sunday, ending March 30. Call 299-9940.
Scholastic Art Awards. Lancaster Museum of Art, 135 N. Lime St., 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday through Saturday, noon-4 p.m. Sunday, ending March 30. Call 394-3497.
Jeff Geib, pen and ink drawings. DogStar Books & Gallery, 529 W. Chestnut St., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Wednesday, ending March 31. Call 823-6605.
"The Wonder of Color," Anita Williams, Angela Shope, Siang Hua Wang and Justin Schwartz. Red Raven Art Co., 138 N. Prince St., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, ending March 31. Call 299-4400.
"Comfort Food," Paula Egolf. Prince Street Cafe, 15 N. Prince St., 6:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Monday through Saturday, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Sunday, ending April 3. Call 397-1505.
Handcranked Film Projects. Pennsylvania College of Art & Design, 204 N. Prince St., 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday, ending April 4. Call 396-7833.
Charlie Barton. Building Character, 342 N. Queen St., Warehouse B, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, ending April 4. Call 394-7201.
Heimo Wallner. Sykes Gallery, Millersville University, a.m.-4:30 p.m. and 5-8 p.m. Monday, 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Tuesday through Friday, ending April 17. Call 872-3298.
Chris Raschka. Hess Gallery, Elizabethtown College, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Monday through Friday, 1-5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, ending April 18. Call 361-1587.
"Down to Earth," Mitch Lyons. Lynden Gallery, 117 S. Market St., Elizabethtown, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, ending May 3 Call 367-9236.
Jim Yescalis. Ganser Gallery, Ganser Library, Millersville University, noon-4 p.m. and 7-9 p.m. Monday through Thursday, noon-4 p.m. Friday, 1-4 p.m. Sunday, ending May 9. Call 872-3298.
EXHIBITS
"Quilts in the Mansion," quilts from the 1800s through the 1950s. Iron Master's Mansion, historic Poole Forge, 1940 Main St., Churchtown, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday through Saturday, 1-4 p.m. Sunday, ending March 30; $5. Call 445-7978.
LIVE MUSIC
American Music Theatre. 2425 Lincoln Highway East. Call 397-7700. Smothers Brothers and Judy Collins, 8 p.m. Wednesday,$65; Spring Doo Wop Cavalcade, 2 and 8 p.m. Saturday, $45.
Caribbean Inn. 1 S. Charlotte St., Manheim. Call 665-6589. Open mic, 8 p.m. Thursday.
The Chameleon Club. 223 N. Water St. Call 939-7133. The Hackensaw Boys and Perkasie, 8 p.m. Thursday, $12, over 18; Kingsfoil, A Choir Silence, Katie Becker, Ivan Swangren Trio and Rhea Silva, 7 p.m. Friday, $10, all ages; 46 Acorns, DJ's Image and Steele, Matic PA, Phynite and Inclinator, 8 p.m. Saturday, $10, over 18; Between the Buried and Me, Giant, Lye By Mistake, Century and Here Between, 6 p.m. Sunday, March 30, $15, all ages.
The Cove. 680 Millcross Road. Call 390-8777. Ken Gehret, Tom Witmer and Keith Mohler, 7 p.m. today; Dave Wilson Trio, 7 p.m. March 30.
El Serrano. 2151 Columbia Ave. Call 397-6191. Copper Sky, 8 p.m. Friday; Dante, 8 p.m. Saturday.
Emmaus Road Cafe. 1916 Lincoln Highway East. Call 397-9360. Holy Smoke, 7 p.m. Saturday.
Fulton Opera House. 12 N. Prince St. Call 397-7425. Lancaster Symphony Orchestra, "A Sea Symphony," 8 p.m. Friday, 3 and 8 p.m. Saturday, 7:30 p.m. Sunday, March 30; $23-$58.
Huckleberry's. Fulton Steamboat Inn, routes 30 and 896. Call 299-9990. Bill Horn, 5:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday.
McCleary's Public House. 130 W. Front St., Marietta. Call 426-2225. Brian Spangler, 7:30 p.m. Wednesday; professional musician jam, 8 p.m. Thursday; River Town Revival, 9:30 p.m. Friday; Tamboreens and First in Space, 9:30 p.m. Saturday.
Pinchasers Lounge. Columbia Bowling Center, 601 S. 16th St. Call 684-2511. Bob Noble and Friends, 9:30 p.m. today, March 23; Stu Huggins, 9:30 p.m. Sunday, March 30.
Pressroom. 26-28 W. King St. Call 399-5400. Troy Isaak Trio, 7 p.m. Wednesday; Tom Pontz Trio, 7 p.m. Thursday.
Rosa Rosa Ristorante Italiano. 398 Harrisburg Ave. Call 509-3970: Dave Wilson, Mark Huber and Keith Mohler, 7 p.m. Thursday.
Shank's Tavern. 36 S. Waterford Ave., Marietta. Call 426-1205. open mic with Stu Huggins or The Kracker Brothers, 8 p.m. Tuesday; open mic with Blue Voodoo or BRB, 8 p.m. Thursday.
THEATER
"Bocon!". Fourth-floor studio theater, Fulton Opera House, 12 N. Prince St., 7 p.m. Friday and 1 and 7 p.m. Saturday, ending March 29; $15. Call 397-7425.
"Mother Courage and Her Children." Theater of the Seventh Sister, Stahr Performing Arts Center, 438 N. Queen St., 7:30 p.m. Thursday, 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday, 2:30 p.m. Sunday, March 30, ending March 30; $20. Call 396-7764.
"All Shook Up." Dutch Apple Dinner Theatre, 510 Centerville Road, matinee, twilight and evening shows, ending April 5; $18-$50. Call 898-1900.
"But Now I See." Freedom Chapel Dinner Theatre, 15 N. Bridge St., Christiana, 11:30 a.m. Tuesday through Friday, 6:30 p.m. Saturday, ending April 19; $24-$49. Call (610) 593-7013.
"Paris is Out." Rainbow Dinner Theatre, 3065 Lincoln Highway East, Paradise, morning, matinee and evening shows, ending April 26; $38-$49. Call 687-4300.
"Daniel and the Lion's Den." Millennium Theatre, Sight & Sound, Route 896, Strasburg, matinee and evening shows, ending May 17; $16-$54. Call 687-7800.
"Abraham & Sarah: A Journey of Love." Living Waters Theatre, Sight & Sound, Route 896, Strasburg, matinee and evening shows, ending Sept. 20; $12-$34. Call 687-7800.
STUDENT THEATER
"Anne of Green Gables." Lancaster Mennonite Middle School, 2176 Lincoln Highway East, 7 p.m. Thursday and Friday, ending March 28; $3-$5. Call 299-0436.
"Cinderella." Pequea Valley High School, 4033 E. Newport Road, Kinzers, 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, ending March 29; $4-$5. Call 768-5535.
MUSEUMS
Antique Auto Museum. 161 Museum Drive, Hershey, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. daily; $6-$8. Call 566-7100.
Boettcher House Museum. Built in 1870, Landis Woods, 1241 Lititz Pike, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. the second weekend of every month. Call 290-7180, ext. 3102.
Brandywine River Museum. Regional and American art, Route 1, Chadds Ford, 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. daily; $5-$8. Call (610) 388-2700.
Carriage Gallery. 1800s horse-drawn carriages, coaches, sleighs and hearses and 1800s lighting, 276 Newport Road, Leola, hours by appointment; $5. Call 656-7347.
Conestoga Area Historical Society. Ehrlich Park, 51 Kendig Road, Conestoga, 1-4 p.m. weekends; offering. Call 872-1699.
Ephrata Cloister. Site of an 18th-century religious community, 632 W. Main St., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sunday; $5-$7. Call 733-6600.
Hands-on House. Interactive children's museum, 721 Landis Valley Road, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesday through Thursday, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. Friday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sunday; $6. Call 569-5437.
Hans Herr House. Built in 1719, 1849 Hans Herr Drive, Willow Street, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday through Saturday; $2-$5. Call 464-4438.
Historical Society of the Cocalico Valley. Victorian mansion with regional history displays and period room settings, 249 W. Main St., Ephrata, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Saturday; free admission, $3 for research library. Call 733-1616.
Lancaster County Historical Society. 230 N. President Ave., 9:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday; free admission, $5 for research library. Call 392-4633.
Lancaster Mennonite Historical Society. Unique Pennsylvania German artifacts, 2215 Millstream Road, 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m.; $4.50-$5. Call 393-9745.
Lancaster Quilt and Textile Museum. 37 N. Market St., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Saturday; $6. Call 299-6440.
Landis Valley Museum. A Pennsylvania German living-history village, 2451 Kissel Hill Road, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sunday; $7-$10. Call 569-0401.
Lititz Museum and Johannes Mueller House. 145 E. Main St., 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday through Saturday; $5. Call 627-4636.
Manheim Historical Society Railroad Station. 210 S. Charlotte St., 1-4 p.m. Sunday; free. Call 665-7989.
Mascot Roller Mills and Ressler Family Home. Preserved, water-powered grain mill and 1855 miller's house, Newport and Stumptown Roads, Ronks, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday through Saturday. Call 656-7616.
Mount Joy Historical Society Museum. 130 Fairview St., Mount Joy, 1-4 p.m. Sunday. Call 653-4718.
National Civil War Museum. 1 Lincoln Circle, Reservoir Park, Harrisburg, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Wednesday through Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sunday; $6-$8. Call 260-1861.
National Toy Train Museum. 300 Paradise Lane, Strasburg, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. weekends; $2.50-$12. Call 687-8976.
National Watch & Clock Museum. Fifth and Poplar streets, Columbia, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday; $4-$8. Call 684-8261, ext. 234.
New Holland Band Museum. Second floor, Eastern Lancaster County Library, New Holland, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday; free. Call 355-5096.
North Museum of Natural History and Science. 400 College Ave., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sunday; $6-$7 museum and planetarium. Call 291-4315.
People's Place Quilt Museum. Route 340, Intercourse, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Saturday; free. Call (800) 828-8218.
Railroad Museum of Pennsylvania. Route 741, Strasburg, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sundays; $4-$6. Call 687-8628.
State Museum of Pennsylvania. 300 North St., Harrisburg, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sunday; free. Call 787-4980.
Underground Railroad Visitors Center. Historic Zercher's Hotel, 11 Green St., Christiana, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. daily; free. Call (610) 593-5340.
Wheatland. Home of James Buchanan, 15th president of the United States, 1120 Marietta Ave., 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday, Friday and Saturday, noon-4 p.m. Sunday. Call 392-8721.
Winters Heritage House. 47 E. High St., Elizabethtown, 9:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Thursday and Friday, 9:30 a.m.-noon Saturday. Call 367-4672.
Winterthur Estate. American antiques, 60-acre garden and research library for American art and material culture, Route 52, 6 miles north of Wilmington, Del., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Monday through Saturday, noon-5 p.m. Sunday. Call (302) 888-4600.
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